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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.
Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.
Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:
"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."
So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.
Awkward silence.
Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.
And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."
Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.
That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.
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Congrats on cutting and running.
That is how you do it. No use in wasting time. I'd have tapped the bar three times and cried submission after the horrible Audrey Hepburn line. Thats godawful. Where the fuck do guys get that stupid shit? "If I compliment her on looking like a 60s starlet she may or may not recognize, within 15 min of meeting her - while backhandedly insulting her interests - I'm SURE to get laid!" How does such a douchebag survive in NYC? Don't answer that last one... I know. 90% of the world is douchebags.
