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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I used to wear Armani Acqua di Gio, but I haven't worn cologne in years.
Now that I'm getting married, I'm going to grow a big beer belly.
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Cologne is for pimps and the toupeed.
You won't grow that gut. I thought the same thing. I let myself go for about a month or two one winter a few years back. Then I had to get all my suits let out and buy new pants. That's a fucking massive annoyance, so I crash dieted and got back to my old waistline instead, and I haven't moved since. Atkins works in amazingly short time.
