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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please, I invented that move. Don't forget about the Blowjob Camel.

Oh, and is it on Infirm or here?

It's at Infirm

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It sounds to me like all you really accomplished was a build up of anticipation. That's fine, but the actual blowjob isn't any better. It just feels great because you finely got to it.

• It can only be so good if you don't use your hand in conjunction with your mouth.
  
• The wetter the better. Keep a lot of saliva in your mouth and (if you're doing it at home and not in the back of a cab -- don't need a wetspot on your pants) on your hand.
  
• The balls should get their fair share of oral attention. And not just licking or "tip of the tongue" action -- put them in your mouth and work your tongue while they're inside. DO NOT suck hard on my nuts. That shit hurts and you'll get pushed away. Gentle sucking is a good thing when it comes to the balls.
  
• Remember, the underside is the most sensitive portion of the penis. Making your tongue wide so that as much surface area services the underneath while you slide my dick in and out of your mouth works very well.
  
• Periodically, you should remove the penis from your mouth altogether and suck on the large nerve/vein channel under the penis. That's nice. Your head should be perpendicular to how you would be holding it if you were taking my cock into your mouth in the normal way.
  
• To switch it up, put a Halls mentholyptus in your mouth without telling me. Some guys are too sensitive for this (I've heard), but if you have that vapo action working (usually best when you're halfway through the Halls), it can be mind blowing. I think ice jobs are overrated.
  
• The best blowjobs I've had all have one thing in common. The women loved giving them or pretended like they did. Acting like you can't wait to have it in your mouth, devouring it (without use of the teeth, of course) like you haven't eaten in days and this is the last morsel of food on earth is great. I don't care how closed his eyes are when you look up. We like to watch. Give us a show.
  
• The moans add to the experience. Various "mmmmms" and grunts when you have your mouth full are a must. Watch some porn. Those girls usually know how to make it sound. The key is to make it sound like you want it more than I do.
  
• If your teeth make any contact with my dick, you will be ridiculed behind your back, rookie.

Thurgreed(damn. Now I can't get up for awhile without you knowing what religion I am)Marshall

And now it's here.