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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Take a note - having a full [insert religion] ceremony with your marriage is fucking rude if you've a lot of non [insert religion] guests. The guests should be in and out in 25 minutes and drinking within 45 minutes of your and your old lady pressing your ugly mugs together. Anything less is exceedingly prole.
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Do what my dad does. Skip the ceremony and head straight to the reception. Usually no one notices, especially if he sends a delegation to the service.
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