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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Only Newfie I know is handicapped and in a wheel chair and bumps into things all the time. He's kinda loveable in that vulnerable kinda way. Though he drools too much for my taste.
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It's been a long time since I've heard any Newfie jokes. Not sure that this counts as one, so here's my favorite:
This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with
his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"
So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!".
So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!".
The Newf looks around and says "Who are you anyways? God?"
"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"
