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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Any graduate of an American middle school can easily tell you there are deeply rooted biological differences. Just ask the subject to look at em's fingernails. Bingo. Em's sexual destiny is foretold.
As I recall, the backup plan was to ask "Are you a fag in a cage?", a test which also boasted 100% accuracy.
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I am intrigued by these gay tests, I'd not heard of them before. How did you know lesbians in middle school? Is this like some hetdar or something? Cool! Do you have something that is the equivalent of the rainbow flag you put discretely on the back of your cars causing you to wave and honk at each other? When you are walking down the street, do you look each other in the eyes and sort of connect for a second and nod knowingly at one another? Or is that like when men burp or fart and laugh really hard when their womenfolk look all irritated? I don't think gay men do that...of course, I am sure none of the men here do that either. In fact, I think you ALL are gay.
It has all become clear to me, this board is Sodom and the old board is Gomorrah. You bunch of sodomites who don't know how to show hospitality you.
The entire board is going to hell. HELL I TELL YOU.
Hey, it could happen.
And I listened to the Ashcroft thing, and I think that is cruel and unusual punishment. But then, I think Ashcroft is cruel and unusual punishment without the singing.
