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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, it was an obtuse comment -- I apologize for the confusion. As Hank noted, my version of cheating is complimenting hair on women who are not my wife.
But your post raises interesting questions -- she never changes her hairstyle at all? Of course she does. So, compliment it.
Does she put it up for black-tie events? Tell her how sophisticated she looks. Does she wear it in a pony tail when she works out? Tell her it reminds you of when you first met her while jogging around the track at the old alma mater. Have you never kissed her when she just finished washing it? Tell her how good it smells.
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Coming from you, this post is downright pornographic. I'm impressed.
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