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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The Fastows sold the home they were building in River Oaks prior to any of the plea deals (I'm sure their house in Southampton is quite nice, anyway). I doubt they're really worried about money, anyway - she comes from a wealthy family. By the way, Lea was doing time at the maximum security fortress in downtown Houston, hardly a country club, and I doubt the threadcount on her sheets were much higher than Hank's IQ.
et: fix tense.
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Why if you already have a stack of cash would you risk your life stealing to get more? If I get $5mil, I'm gone. Out. I'll march straight to City Hall, naked, and renounce my law degree on the desk of the closest sitting judge. I may even take a dump in the courtroom like that drunk on the airplane a few years back... Then off to pick a modest vacation home and pull a serious godamned JD Salinger. I'd appears solely in wild, rambling editorial letters to magazines and national newspapers. The rest of my time would be devoted to making documentaries making fun of just every sacred cow of American culture. Oh, I have a list...
Oh, and orgies of course.
