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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've never had sex in a tree before. I'd worry about falling out or scratching the hell out of my back with tree bark. I'm not the most coordinated person in the world under normal circumstances, and sex would add another level of me not paying attention to balance. I'll settle for under the tree.
Resume taunting.
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They're JUST KISSING. Wait, do you think kissing *is* sex? Do we need to have a birds-and-bees talk with you?
My forehead is sunburned.
ETA I had a dream last night that there were a bunch of huge accidents (or something) and bleeding, injured (and dead?) people were all over the roads. It was most unpleasant. On the plus side, in the dream I was in high school and we didn't have to go to school that day because it was a snow day.
