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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I EAT PUSSY.
Jesus, how many times do I have to explain my position on the issue. Its just not my favorite of activities. Nor is it any other man's. Any man who says he enjoys it more than sex or receiving oral sex is simply lying. Its insulting to even insinuate that licking anything would ever be better than fucking or being licked. Sure, giving pleasure is a kick, but lets at least have an honest discussion here...
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This is probably why you suck at it. Someone who does it grudgingly, someone who's really not into it, wants to get it over with is not doing a good job.
I'll put it into your terms - have you ever asked a chick for a blowjob and she didn't really want to do it, but did it anyway for some reason? And all she really wanted to do was get it over with, and did a crappy job (I know, some of you guys will say that there's no such thing as a crappy blowjob - you guys are just desperate) and continued to do a crappy job hoping that you'd let her off the hook?
Seriously - go home tonight and ask your wife - hey honey, my oral skills were called into question today - don't ask - and I was wondering if maybe there was something I could do to make it extra good for you tonight? If she doesn't come up with about 3 different things you could do with your tongue in addition to your regular schtick, then she's not only lying to you, she's faking all her orgasms.
