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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Give em an inch...

If I had tits and a cooter, I'd never leave the house. To be able to masturbate in my office is a power I can't even conceive.

I enjoy the vulva (the vagina is but one part of the entire package). I like looking at them. But like the penis, it seems to be to be some sort of cruel joke on the part of God. Ergonomically, aesthetically, genitals are a disaster. Next time you're about to drill Ms. Shifter, take a gander at yourself sporting full wood in a full length mirror. That shit doesn't look like it was designed by anyone in his right mind.

Tits, asses and womens legs, however, convince me there is some sort of spirit in the sky.

I have a beautiful cock. Perhaps you had an accident when you were young or something.