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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Ass-kisser = MR
ABBA = nice ass
LFM--clean out your box.
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Which reminds me of a joke...
Flight attendant upon giving the pre-flight instructions ended by saying, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your Captain, Judith Smith and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe, who was sitting in the 7th row said to himself, "a woman pilot? I'd better order a drink."
When the flight attendant came by with the drink cart, he order a scotch and soda and asked the attendant, "Did I understand you right? The captain's a woman?"
"Yes" said the attendant, "in fact, the entire crew is female."
Joe asked, "Nothing but women in the cockpit?"
The attendant said "Oh yeah, that's another thing, we no longer call it the cockpit. Now it's the box office."
