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Call me a Mentor
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I would just like to add that the ultimate midlife crisis mobile these days is the Motorcycle. Or pre-midlfe. The need for these things tends to hit men in their thirties from what I have observed. I won't say it screams, I have a small dick, but I will say it screams "Please give me some excitement and thrills, as I cant get any on my own two legs, and life didnt really turn out as I had hoped, and is this all there is?". Porches are fun. THese things are a huge turnoff.
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I has a short-lived fling with a man who after graduating from college became a pot-smoking commerical fisherman with a harley. i was wild about him, but the thrill was gone when he sold his fishing boat, sold the harley, cut his hair and put on a suit. Sometimes it works in reverse. his "i'm turning thirty and should no longer want excitement and thrills" was just a killer.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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