According to the article, Madison is the second-most popular name for girls. This means that the author and other experts have failed to consider the role strippers and pornstars must have had in making names popular. I envision thousands of fathers-to-be, confronted by their wives with lists of names and and all manner of business that they (mistakenly) thought they had escaped after the wedding. Glassy-eyed and nostalgic for their freedom (most recently expressed in a trip to the neighborhood strip club), they assent only to those names that remind them of the blonde with the tongue ring (and now most of his disposable income for the week).
