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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dear Paigow,
I have taken the time out of my busy day to remind you that, if you care anymore, Big Brother begins tonight. Remember, this year, everyone has a secret.
This woman's secret, is that she has managed to butcher the spelling of Ashley.
Ashlea
Loves Sean Penn, Coldplay and chocolate chip cookies.
This woman's secret is that she's in love with herself.
Janelle
Loves Trance music, the Vikings and cheerleading.
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dear nfh
thanks for the headz. yesterday i nearly freaked when i thought i missed the first episode but then rejoiced to learn i did not. it is tivoed (hi slave!!!).
btw, a note. your attempts at humor were good in concept but not executed well. Snarky isnt your thing. I think Janelle
s big secret could be that she will use her winnings to buy a nosejob. that thing sticks out like a puffy nipple in wonk
s mantit chest hair forest. something like that.
or, janelle's secret is that she is white (isnt Janelle a sister's name?)
In any event, I predict white trash cat fight.