Guy wakes from 19 year coma
How great is it going to be for him when he realizes that he went to bed with a green screen Apple IIc computer with which he had to know DOS to use to waking up and having an infinite amount of porn on this wonderful thing called the internet.
"I'll never have to buy another betamax fuck flick tape again!", he screams.
Good times.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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