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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Kids" is an excuse far too easily used by fatties who don't feel like hitting the stairmaster. In the same vein, men use "Well... I work a lot" to excuse getting a huge gut. I call bullshit on both. Either get your ass to the gym or get it to the plastic surgeon... one of the few perks of being a lawyer is being able to afford the plastic surgery if necessary.
S(Admittedly insanely vain)D
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I don't often do this, but...fuck you for this statement. I only hope you gain the wisdom to some day look back on this moment and shudder uncomfortably.
