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Originally posted by purse junkie
Where I grew up, you had executive-in-training Wall Street hair or you were severely beaten. Which certainly made those guys assholes, but, as they rationalized, at least not rednecks.
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"Hey! Look, Kip, there's a guy with chunky blonde highlights!"
"No shit! Jesus, Trip -- he's even got them long, pointy sideburns! Who the hell does he think he is? Let's get him!"
[pounding of fists on face, followed by Kip and Trip dragging an unconscious youth into the local barbershop]
"You know, Kip, when he applies to Wharton, he'll thank us."
