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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Nonononono,

France is the enemy, they must be opposed at any cost. You are either with us or with them, however, you confuse my anti-France political stance and rhetoric with my need to satisfy my earthly desires. I am all for french wine. Never de-boarded that train. Had an 1988 Bordeaux on Thursday night, as I posted here several days ago.

For your reading pleasure, this is like the 12th time I have posted this since 2002, but here goes again:

I hate the French! Notwithstanding that, I like almost everything about France, well, except the smelly French.

Certainly, undisputedly, they have the best wine, food, and their women speak English in a sexy manner and are possessed of certain waif-like charms

I like to French kiss and in fairness they did invent the bikini. And the monokini! OH and a Gaulois cigarette is better than anything the Marlboro Man is schmoking.

Yet, I still find that I hate the French. They smell and are cowardly ingrates.

I think that, perhaps, before we go to [continue to prosecute the war on terror in the Middle east] we should rethink our strategy. We should first ensure continued access to the vineyards of France and after we secure the vineyards, we should let the [Islamofacists] take the rest of that country in exchange for a promise to stay out of America's way in the [rest of the world]. And we should toss in Alec Baldwin, Barbara Stresisand and Jerry Lewis too!

My father was an airforce officer and part of the occupation forces of Germany. He was the provost Marshall of Templehof Airbase in Berlin. When the solidiers got out of line he would threaten to send them to one of our bases in France. It was like our Russian Front. He also said that they would have joint occupation social gatherings were the American, British, Russians and the Germans would all get drunk together. The French officers would sit off to one side and not participate. In addition, many of the French officers were on the Russian payroll, but the French government refused to recognize that fact. Of course the French officers would take money from the Russians, pass to them military secrets, but would not socialize with them.