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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Nonononono,
France is the enemy, they must be opposed at any cost. You are either with us or with them, however, you confuse my anti-France political stance and rhetoric with my need to satisfy my earthly desires. I am all for french wine. Never de-boarded that train. Had an 1988 Bordeaux on Thursday night, as I posted here several days ago.
For your reading pleasure, this is like the 12th time I have posted this since 2002, but here goes again:
I hate the French! Notwithstanding that, I like almost everything about France, well, except the smelly French.
Certainly, undisputedly, they have the best wine, food, and their women speak English in a sexy manner and are possessed of certain waif-like charms
I like to French kiss and in fairness they did invent the bikini. And the monokini! OH and a Gaulois cigarette is better than anything the Marlboro Man is schmoking.
Yet, I still find that I hate the French. They smell and are cowardly ingrates.
I think that, perhaps, before we go to [continue to prosecute the war on terror in the Middle east] we should rethink our strategy. We should first ensure continued access to the vineyards of France and after we secure the vineyards, we should let the [Islamofacists] take the rest of that country in exchange for a promise to stay out of America's way in the [rest of the world]. And we should toss in Alec Baldwin, Barbara Stresisand and Jerry Lewis too!
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Penske Penske,
I am sure I read this from you just this week! No cheese-eating surrender monkeys for you, hmmm? I have the opposite response: all those earthly delights lead to a certain strong fondness for the French, despite their lack of backbone, and I do find their self-absorption a strange attractive draw. So, with that in mind, I support your move to keep our access to quality vineyards free and clear - just remember you need a few quirky French to stay there in order to keep it [the wine] going well.
So, just Bordeaux for you? Watch the Tour today?
