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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
As I watch gaggle after gaggle of men head out to lunch through the parking lot I have a dilemma -- how do I resist the urge, without hurting myself internally or something (you know, like blue-balls), to go out and de-pants each and every one of them and burn their fucking Dockers?? And they all have cell-phones hanging from the waist-band. Oh the humanity.
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There is nothing wrong with Dockers. With the advent of 5-day business casual, a guy basically needs to own at least three pairs of Dockers and a couple of pairs of khaki Banana Republic pants (or Gap, I suppose, if that is your thing - I think the BR khakis are a little classier). That is just what you wear. As for shirts, I simply wear white dress shirts, except on Friday, when I either wear a blue dress shirt or a golf shirt - usually a golf shirt now that I think about it. And (because this was a topic yesterday when I was wearing one), there is nothing wrong with short sleeve button down shirts in the summer, but you should only wear white unless it is Friday. I realize this may not be fashion forward or whatever, but men basically have no choice. That is what we have to wear to get away with business casual attire. Not that I am complaining. It makes shopping super easy, and I never really worry about what I am going to wear. I agree that wearing the cell phone hanging from the waist is not the most attractive, but the alternative - having this huge lump in your pocket - is worse, so I wear it in the little waist-band holster. I used to think it was dorky, but now pretty much everyone dies it - it is normal.
Again, this is work attire, not club wear. It is a different standard and guys just do not really have a choice as to what to wear. Just like on court days, we wear suits - duh!
