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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think about this when the old lady's got me cleaning the cat litter. "Would I eat the whole litter box? Could I do that?" The answer is, if it would keep me in exactly my current lifestyle without ever having to work again, yes. I would get out the Grey Poupon, bbq sauce, Hersey's Syrup, whatever... and be shovelling those turds and piss biscuits in my face like a fucking hot dog eating championship.
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Anyone can eat cat shit. I'm talking about big stinking pieces of horseshit.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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