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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can someone refer me to someone who will come and remove my couch from my apartment and do with it whatever they please? I will gladly pay cash.
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If you live in the city proper, bribe a neighbor to help you get it to the street corner. Leave it there overnight. (Place a "Free, Fuckwad" sign on it if you wish, just for clarity).
By morning, it will magically have disappeared, taken overnight either by other neighbors who have decided to claim it, or by the City's Rat-People Underlords who needed it for use in the Bonus Room next to the bean bags.
