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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Yeh.
Well, I'm spreading the word about your animalist ways to my whole family. We're everywhere, and we're coming for you. Don't wander into any dark alleys with a squirrel.
(eta: OK, so we aren't the scariest critters around. But after we nibble your nuts we're turning you over to the lizard and the monkey)
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Screw them. At least they get some variety in their diets. Ever tried living on nothing but bamboo? You know how much of that stuff I have to eat to maintain my corpulent figure? Send him over to me. Granted, he's been marinading in Detroit River water, but beggars can't be choosers.
