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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So my friend and I were bitching about work in a bar over drinks. 2 guys were listening in and asked why we hated our jobs. My friend goes "dude, were you eavesdropping?"
He says "no - you 2 seem to really hate your jobs."
I said, "so you were eavesdropping?"
Dude, "well we heard a little bit. Where do you work?"
My friend - "KMart."
Dude, "really? Which department?"
Me, "I work in the garden department, she works in housewares."
Dude, "really? What do I do with the stuff in my grass?"
Me, "dude, you totally need aluminum sulphate."
Dude, "wow, thanks. Which KMart do you work in, maybe I could stop by?"
My friend - "sure, come on by, we work in the Kirkland Kmart"
Dude, "cool" then he leaves.
So my friend goes, is there a Kmart in Kirkland? I said, I don't know. She said, how did you know about the aluminum sulphate thing. I said I'm not sure, but it might be that stuff they use to make bombs with.
Hahahahaha.
Hopefully he showed up at KMart asking for the woman who runs the garden department.
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Dude, that is really funny. Reminds me of a story too.
My friend and I were at our regular bar, just relaxing when this girl and a guy sit next to us and start talking really really loudly, like they are trying to get our attention. The girl is kind of cute and it's pretty obvious that the guy is not-straight, or at least not with her. He talked on and on about porsches and bmw's, but was pretty effeminate too (NTTAWWT). Anyway, they keep talking louder and louder (I think they both kind of liked my friend), so finally we just butted into their conversation and made up inane questions, as they obviously needed some attention. After a little polite small talk, we got up to leave for dinner, and to throw the two pathetic fools a little bone of human attention, my friend made a white lie and pretended to hit on the dude. We laughed about it for days.
