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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you kidding? I'd spend that money on a billboard next door saying "DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL. Call 1-800-ASK-SEBY."

Are you kidding me? If I handed any law school a million bucks, the dean would suck me and every male relative of mine off.

Twice.

There is nothing scummier than a law school faculty. Drunks, career failures, lazy unambitious zeroes. And at the top is the King Whore, Dean Bloodyknees, who’d sell his daughter into white slavery and stuff his grandkids through a tree shredder for an endowment bump. You’d have to look exceptionally hard, even in politics, to find a group of lazier, more useless, smarmy, self-important, chickenshit, middle-managment, scared shitless and unable-to-think-beyond-protection-of-themselves people than law school faculty and admin. Wasted plasma, from the front office through to the librarian.

2.

I got a promise of a handjob next time I am in town when I tossed them a $1000 (what can I say, I needed the deduction).