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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's not into you, but didn't want to make you feel rejected.
You didn't really say "I will walk out of your life," did you? That's a little dramatic.
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Dear Globes,
Your opinion is duly noted, but I'm afraid that as Woman, you are not truly aware of what Woman wants. Sure, you think you know. But you are typically wrong. And you give bad advice. It makes Woman feel special and wanted to have a guy she hasn't called back show up at her workplace. Her co-workers must be so jealous!
Please stick to talking about a subject that is more up your alley. Like knitting. Or recipes. You are also free to contribute to my Book Club discussions. As long as you aren't pushing self-help books. Leave the important mating rituals stuff to Man who has experience in these matters. A man who has dated crazy models needs no help in the relationship realm.
Sincerely,
Spankster
[Note how well this technique would work with Woman with low self esteem!]
