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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry, Slave, I don't think I can do anything to interest you, because I save all discussions about my tits, my blowjob techniques, how I love to titfuck, brazilians, how a guy can get me to do anal, which of my exes loved teabagging, how many threeways I've had and the ratio in each, the various qualities (length, girth, shape, endurance, feelings about oral) of the guys I've banged, how many guys I've banged whose names I've forgotten, guys I'd like to bang (including the subsets of guys I'd like to bang at work and guys on the lawtalkers board I think I'd like to bang), what my sex toy collection contains, etc. etc. etc. for weekly staff meetings at work. My boss loves those stories.

So all that stuff feels old by the time I get to the FB, and all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.

As for you, my bitter and not terribly observant friend, you are interesting to me only by association. You don't seem to have posted anything very compelling since the days of multo.

Ouch.