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Old 08-18-2005, 10:36 AM   #2069
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
So how many combat-related killings were there in Detroit that month? Not so many, I'm thinking. And does anyone have any idea how many murders there were in Iraq that month? I think the police have their hands full with other problems.
Murders have been reclassified under the interim Iraqi constitution as “natural causes.” As an anonymous administration aide noted, “In war, murder is a natural cause. Its only right that we properly define during this transition phase. Once we have stability, it will of course be reclassified as ‘non-natural.’ Or is that ‘unnatural?’ You know what I mean, right?”
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