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Originally posted by purse junkie
I think the real question isn't whether anyone is a man, but whether anyone else agrees with me that Venus--and Melissa Rivers particularly, though not a tennis player--looks like a horse.
And of course they're not men. They're just better tennis players than you.
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I played tennis with Melissa Rivers last week. She might still be lingering from the effects of spending two weeks in the Aussie Rainforest, but she SUCKED. No backhand at all. And don't get me started on her serve . . .
Bottle Rocket is a must see movie. If you liked Rushmore or Royal Tenenbaums in the least, go see Wes' first (and in many ways, best) movie. Plus, Inez is HOT. And it's got Applejack/Kumar. I will not debate this.
Finally, WTF is "squishing your head," Paigs. If'n you're referring to the Kids in the Hall set-piece, it's "I'm crushing your head," (which can only be countered by the "nobody home" thumb gambit). So: NOBODY HOME.
Resume normalcy.
str(If Gwinky were here she'd know what I'm talking about)8.
