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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, sincce you kicked in the door for me...
We call that the "green towel" (no significance to the color green - it just happened to be green).
In the spirit of disgusting stiff fluid stained fabrics, a buddy of mine kept a sock in his car which he used to masturbate on long trips. He similarly washed it only after it became sufficently stiff. Nasty item. I was always afraid it might have been near me when I rode in his car.
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Dude, you and your "buddies" share way to fucking much.
I clerked for the state in law school. There was a paralegal there who dealt with lots of prison issues. When an inmate acted up and got shipped off to some wherever misbehaving prisoners got sent, their stuff would be inventoried. The para kept seeing a woman's name (betty or something) on the inventories. She finally asked a guard what it meant. It was, apparently, the inmate's vaseline-filled sock. Maybe your buddy had done time.
