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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When are you done? Seems like ages. You're scaring me. My wife and I think of having kids, but shit, alll the women who are doing it just bitch and moan about it. I haven't met any of those people who say "Oh, it was the most wonderful thing." All I hear is "I love the kid, but pregnancy fucking blew, and I really hate taking care of the kid."
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Eh. The worst part of pregnancy is the wardrobe.*
(It's not how you feel, it's how you look, and darling, I look absolutely mahvelous, albeit utterly unstylish.)
*This is a lie. The worst part is the "training" you get for waking up every hour and half.