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Originally posted by evenodds
Oral sex is not sex for purposes of "the number."
Oral sex is sex if you are my SO and you let some skanky chick blow you at a club.
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Nothing qualifies as sex unless you are completely sober, know the full name of your partner(s), have a good chance of ever seeing your partner(s) again in public AND someone other than your partner(s) in the act witnessed said act in its entirety. I am not a ho.
Edited to note that my son is the product of immaculate conception and I don't just mean that the kitchen floor was spotless at the time.
