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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Really. I have never liked sex in or around the water. Sex on a boat or canoe, fine. Sex in a tent near a beach, fine. Sex in a bathtub or shower, not good. Sex on a beach, not good.
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2. No, 3. 4 even. Sex on the beach is awful, particularly if you can taste the Boone's Farm and St. St. Ides slurry coming up your throat as you try to overcome the pain of the sand rubbing your skin, hopelessly trying to wring even a hint of sensation of out of your
ethanol numbed member... All the while thinking “I don’t know her well enough to pull out and finish the job myself... or do I? She looks familiar. Who’s cousin is she? Did she puke on herself? What’s that acidic smell? Don't puke on her... hold it back. Hollllddddd. Itttttt. Back..."
