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Originally posted by ironweed
Ha! A rake! Muttering!! Priceless. And so original.
I picture you as a lawyer in some second-tier market, gradually settling into the soft alchoholism of middle age, who has worn out his once-mildly-amusing absurdist/hipster doofus internet schtick and now can do nothing more than take feeble and pitifully unfunny potshots at other, more engaging and entertaining posters, without whose contributions he would have nothing whatsoever to use as raw material for his parasitic and vicious attacks. Close?
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Why don't we hook up in the Beer Garden of Queens that day in Rocktober? My Interent boyfriend Sebby will be my date. You can bring Flower.
