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Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, he is Count De Monet.
Hey TM, the rule is you go first. And dont forget to mention whether she made your toes curl with her smooches.
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If I were Oprah, I wouldn't waste my time fucking around with you assholes. I would be enjoying the billion dollars I have stashed away. Oh yeah. I'd probably be having a donut right now.
I met my wife in college. I asked her out and she brought her roomate (a sure sign I was NOT in there). I was disappointed, but we had a good time. Later, when I brought her back to her dorm, we hung out outside and talked after her roomate went upstairs. She told me that her roomate invited herself when she said she had this date and she didn't know what to do.
I guess I knew we would be together for a long time back then because we got along so well (hard to imagine anyone would get along with me, yez). Everything was just easy.
TM