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Originally posted by Spanky
My senior year in highschool, I was trying to decide which college to go to. The headmaster told me to go talk to one of the teachers who had gone to school in Colorado. This teacher (I had never been in one of his classes) told me the best thing about going to school in Colorado was that you could get great shrooms all year around. He didn't know me from Adam and he broached the subject of the Shrooms. I did not ask him.
I guess some kid overheard him telling me this and reported it to the headmaster. They brought me in for questioning. The kid that made the report had a dubious reputation where I had a sterling one. I looked him right in the eye and told the headmaster that the teacher never broached the subject of drugs. I swore up and down and said that if anything happened to him it would be huge miscarriage of justice.
They decided the slimey kid was lying. That is when I learned that not only is it OK to lie somtimes, sometimes lying is a moral imperative.
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Sherman Fucking McCoy... But how were the shrooms????
