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Old 08-31-2005, 12:55 PM   #3403
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You are not answering the question.

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Yes, then at some point they melt into an indistinguishable puddle.

What's that like?
The puddle looks like a clown. It happens on your 40th birthday, while you sleep. It leaves a permanent stain on your mattress. The stain, which once again, looks like a clown, glows in the dark and is bright enough to show through sheets and blankets.

There is also a little known law that prohibits men between the ages of 40 and 65 from purchasing a new mattress. Enjoy your 25 years with the glow-in-the-dark clown.
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