I've not paid much attention to Martha Stewart since the celebrated end of her incarceration, but I've now discovered that she's bringing her talents to the cesspool of American television known as reality TV.
In derivative fashion, Martha will be hosting her
own Apprentice-style show. Controversy swirled, apparently, about what her trademark line will be when she fires some poor schlub for his/her inability to construct a suitable demi-glaze using only cane sugar and a pistle.
She's settled on "You just don't fit in." Utilitarian, to be sure, but depressingly unimaginative. I much preferred the Defamer's vote for "Bite the doily!"
Gattigap
