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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I focus on the minutia because it is the only way to deal with you. Aren't you proud of all you have taught me? I am your star pupil.
ETA: Unfortunately I haven't yet taken to the twisting words part. Give me some time here, I'm still learning.
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This place is simple:
Penske - Insane ramblings. Unsure whether he even believes what he writes, but like a 15 year who's just discovered masturbation, he can't keep his fingers away from the keys for more than a minute.
Ty - Never met a 15 page supporting affidavit of some cobbled together factoids from a left leaning website he didn't like - didn't like to post verbatim and batter Penske with, that is. Imagine your college poligeo professor... Sometimes mainly correct.
Spanky - Fancies himself the most rational of the crowd. Prone to an occasional good point, but even when he's right, people won't admit it, because the pomposity of his prose and hamfisted delivery (Moses claimed less authority walking down from the mountain) make agreement impossible. Successful stalker, world class speaker and political dinner gadfly. Renaissance man to some, Cliff Claven of the boards to others.
Hank - Drunk at the corner of the bar. Barney of the board. Occasionally coherent and when he is, usually 15x more profound than any of the others.
Slave - Board dick - just likes infuriating liberals with odes to Reagan and quips about Hillary's prostate cancer screenings.
Me - Reads little, flips off what he perceives to be incendiary or witty comments. Largely ignored, for good reason. Never bothers to ketchup, so pompous, pedantic rants rarely, if ever relevant.
Gatti - The PB's greatest monster. The ramblings in favor of isolationist govt policies are one thing, but the Aryan Brotherhood stuff is just disturbing. Truly upsetting poster.
There secret charm behind the PB is its stupider and more inane than the FB, which occasionally reaches concensus and might actually impart some nugget of wisdom to the reader. This place is where those who think they know how to think deeply can hang out with those who want to think less than the FB requires one to do (just north of the brain function needed to sustain basal metabolism).
