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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Fly, Eagles, Fly! On the road to victory.
Fly, Eagles, Fly! Score a touchdown 1-2-3...
Hit 'em low, hit 'em high
and watch our Eagles fly!
Fly, Eagles, Fly! On the road to victory!
E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!
What's even worse than this is that I even know the words to the Dolphins' fight song. Oh, and Penn's too.
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Also from the Sports Guy:
To Terrell Owens and the Eagles. Back in Week 2, I wrote the following:
'Let's say you have a buddy who's dating a crazy chick. You know she's crazy. Hell, HE knows she's crazy. But everything is cool for a few weeks, to the point that people start saying, 'All right, maybe she really isn't crazy, maybe she's gotten her act together.' And then a few weeks pass ... and she turns into a complete lunatic. She makes Glenn Close in 'Fatal Attraction' look like Mrs. Cleaver. Just like you thought. Your poor buddy can't get out fast enough. And you're looking back in disbelief that you suckered yourself into this thing working out. That's T.O. It's only a matter of time. But for this week? We're still in the honeymoon phase.'
Followed that up in Week 10 with: 'By the way, how was the T.O. honeymoon period for you? If this was a relationship and T.O. was the chick, we'd be at the point where the Eagles just found out that T.O. stinks up the bathroom, can't cook to save his life, doesn't like sex as much as he claimed, and flips out whenever you don't want to do something with him and his family. In other words ... um ... maybe this was a bad idea.'
Here's the point: This was so overwhelmingly inevitable, anyone with half a brain could see it coming. They rolled the dice with T.O., got one fantastic season out of him, nearly won the Super Bowl when the Pats ran out of D-backs, and now they're stuck in the relationship from hell. Was it worth it? Actually, yes. The goal is to win a Super Bowl, right? So it was worth it since they almost won. Even if he ended up cutting up all their clothes and setting their house on fire."
