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Beggars Don't Sock
Last night some guy chased after me for two blocks asking for my spare change. I ignored him, as I usually ignore people begging for money, but he kept tagging along, saying the usual things beggars say. Then he said, "Come on man. Look at me. I ain't got no socks!"
He had a good laugh with me when I stopped, turned around, pointed to my feet and said, "Well, crap, neither do I!"
Like he would buy socks with the 79 cents I may have had in my wallet. Right.
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