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Islam- a Religion With Important Work to Do
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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
Dang, I thought this was universal among Christians. The nuns never told me about the schism between the Virgin Mary Mother of Our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ Ice Cream Cone Lickers and the Virgin Mary Mother of Our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ Ice Cream Cone Non-Lickers. Was this one of those medieval things, or was it more recent - say, a Jim Jones or David Koresh thing?
I am worried that there is so much about my faith that I don't know, and that I will be condemned to everlasting hellfire for it.
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You'd better lick, just in case. She's a Virgin, she needs some pleasure.
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