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Originally posted by dtb
Why don't I have this site on permalink?
Situation resolved.
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And apropos of the Jessica Alba discussion of yesterday, under the headline "Jessica Alba wears bikinis to beaches," is this gem:
"There are a couple of reasons why Jessica Alba is awesome. First of all is her ability to make other woman want to murder themselves because they look like a bag of feces compared to her. Secondly, despite the knowledge that half the world will masturbate to her photographs, she continually makes public appearances in bikinis that looks so good they make other women look like bags of feces. Oh, and did I mention that if you're not Jessica Alba you look like a bag of feces? Because you do. And it's gross."
Fuck! Late again.
