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Originally posted by bilmore
You keep saying this, and maybe it's true in your circle, but it's certainly not universal, and I have foundation.
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I am so sure.
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Do bookmakers take bets on a movie being an absolute, Heavens Gate, style disaster? Bc I would like to bet the farm on Gigli. I know nothing about this movie except that JHo and Ben assfleck are in it, and that Ben appears to play an Italian gangster in the movie(!) from a commercial I saw. I think this is also the movie that gave us the world's most vainglorious, overexposed couple ever. If ever there was schadenfreude amongst the schlock movie ticket buying mainstream, this movie would have to incite it. Tabloids, magazine covers, Pat OBrien, even the fucking NYT. Its enough already. You just arent that interesting. But man are you overpaid.
Jen and Ben are going on Barabara Walters to discuss their relationship? Who gives a flying fuck? And what dont we already know about it that even the most studious kayaker amongst us could not avoid learning? I bet even Bilmore knows what the ring is.
This movie should sink like a stone. And I bet that does wonders for the relationship.
