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Third Clue - it can't be Googled
___ says he is light for a defensive end, but I would have to rate him fairly heavy as a bed partner. He is a well-fed six-footer with his own muscle-building equipment at home. I feel like the filling in a Godzilla and mattress sandwich. Despite the reputed sensitivity-deading propertoes of the latex condom, ___ is remarkably quick off the line. Ten seconds after play commences, he sacks the quarterback and hustles back to the huddle for a time-out. He does revive quickly and is able to resume play frequently. Still, the constant interruptions can put a girl off her game. The score this morning: ___ 3, ___ 0. He is extremely cute and has a laid-back, self-deprecating manner I find refreshing after my former boyfriend Jeff's dour pomposity. But the big lug can be dull at halftime when backed against the conversational wall. the last book he read was a biography of Knute Rockne.
I just slapped ___. The guy had the nerve to suggest a three-way with my sister.
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Boogers!
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