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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Since this appears to have become the board for all things Halloween, I am looking for suggestions for a costume for the temporarily (hopefully) portly.
The best I can come up with is to don some flip flops and too much smudgy eyeliner, and throw on some skanky or inappropriate clothing (too tight, short, lowcut, or whatever) rat up my hair so it looks like I haven't washed or combed it in 3 days and put it in a ponytail on top of my head and go as pregnant Britney Spears.
Any refinements to this idea or any other suggestions are welcome.
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Well, it's probably been done to death, but you could put on green or brown leggings and draw a face on an orange T-shirt and go as the great pumpkin.
Buddha. I guess you'd need a bald cap for that, but they aren't hard to find.
If your husband has put on sympathy weight you could go as tweedle dum and tweedle dee.
If you've got an all black outfit (and who doesn't), you could attach two additional sets of legs under your arms (pin them to your top and hang the ends from your wrists on strings, so they move when you move your arms) and pin a big red hourglass on your belly and go as a black widow.
But the "Brittney" idea seems like a good topical variation on the old "pregnant jailbait," "pregnant bride," "pregnant nun" theme.
