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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Since this appears to have become the board for all things Halloween, I am looking for suggestions for a costume for the temporarily (hopefully) portly.

The best I can come up with is to don some flip flops and too much smudgy eyeliner, and throw on some skanky or inappropriate clothing (too tight, short, lowcut, or whatever) rat up my hair so it looks like I haven't washed or combed it in 3 days and put it in a ponytail on top of my head and go as pregnant Britney Spears.

Any refinements to this idea or any other suggestions are welcome.

Humpty Dumpty.