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Barbara or Jenna?
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AP - (Washington) Bush Daughter Caught in Love Nest With Supreme Court Nominee.
Sources close to Presidential confidante Karl Rove say the President will admit that photographs of his daughter Jenna involved in intimate sexual acts with Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers are in fact real. "I will make a statement tomorrow. My daughter is confused, very confused. She gets drunk a lot. But I love her,” a harried Bush barked as he was escorted to his car. Internet gadfly Matt Drudge has published a report that the photos, taken with a telescopic lens, show Miers and Bush engaged in various obviously sexual acts, including performing oral sex on one another repeatedly. "I think its terrible, just terrible that people would invade others' privacy," ex-President Clinton, in town for a human rights conference, noted. "Where are they on the internet?"
From "Stories I Wish I Read."
