1. I'm sort of jaded on the live nude shows;
2. I am more old skool, i.e. I just like to sit back, at a distance and watch. I don't want to talk, I don't want to stuff money in a garter and other than one really drunken night in Chicago a few years ago, I don't do the lapdance thing. As for that one instance, with 20/20 hindsight and soberity as my guide, if I had that grand back, I would order in out-call, get a room at the Four Seasons. Maybe two girls. And use the change to buy a bottle of Opus One.
Although I will say, I have had the displeasure to deal with more than a few of the city council members and hell is too good of a fate for them.
